How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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