it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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