Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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