So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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