12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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