how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
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You. Win. At. Life.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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