At least make sure they are 18
Why
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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