i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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