I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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