Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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