need another drink. this is the easiest way
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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