We named our party play list daddy issues
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
