one two three fourrrrnication!
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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