Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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