I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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