PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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