somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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