i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
the liver wants what the liver wants
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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