he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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