I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Randomize
