ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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