I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
they're like a gay fantastic four
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
