Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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