ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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