he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I need a beard to bite.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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