I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I cut my penus on the lid.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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