: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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