The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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