i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Randomize
