How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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