And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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