oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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