No subtext here. People are naked.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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