Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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