Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Randomize
