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i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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