If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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