i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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