I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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