i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize