nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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