I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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