and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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