you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
