I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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