so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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