Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Even my vagina gasped.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
They are going to name an STD after you.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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