you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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