what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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