Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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