dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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