She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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