Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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