If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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