I wish I could punch you in the face.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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